Steve Nojobs

The official launch date of the iPoor–is here…almost!

We here at iPoor Ltd. have been working around the clock for months on end now, but I have poured my last cup of instant coffee, slammed back my last mountain dew, and pulled my last all-nighter. It’s all been worth it.

I’ve got a warehouse full of shiny new iPoors, and we’re ready to ship.

In the next few days, I will be announcing the official iPoor launch date. On this day, the iPoor will be available at my house, and also major retailers across the country. For a mere $10, you can own a piece of the revolution–soon to be the 9th Wonder of the Modern World.

Steve Jobs threatened to sue, Steve Ballmer said our equipment looked like a kid’s toy, Forbes Magazine called us ‘delusional copycats’, and Guy Kawasaki told us to ’stop creeping’ him on Facebook. But despite the setbacks and the naysayers, we’re finally ready to let you, our supportive public, be the judge of our product.

Here’s my guarantee: on Launch Day, the iPoor will be kicking some major iPhone ass!

iPoor–coming soon to everywhere

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