Hello, I’m Steve Nojobs. Apple’s worst nightmare.
I’m the founder and CEO of iPoor Ltd, and the inventor of the iPoor, soon to be the world’s most revolutionary phone. A phone with incredibly amazing technology that surpasses anything ever seen yet - including iPhone’s Multi Touch.
My invention has been widely acclaimed by the press, including The Wallet Street Journal, The Ecomonist, Newsweeks, Investor’s Business as
“The best Friggin’ Phone Ever” - The Wallet Street Journal
“It is the true iPhone killer. ” - Newsweeks
14525 SW Millikan #43760
Beaverton, OREGON 97005-2343
UNITED STATES
- What is iPoor? The iPoor FAQ from http://ipoor.org
- Say Hello to iPoor My first Blog post.
- 9 Reasons Why iPoor is Better than iPhone
- Why I Created the iPoor
- iPoor Sales to Surpass iPhone by 27%
My Official Bio.
Steve Nojobs is the CEO of iPoor, which he co-founded with Steve Nowozniak in 2006. iPoor leads the industry in innovation with its award-winning phone, the iPoor.
Steve grew up in the apricot orchards which later became known as Silicon Valley, and lives in Beaverton Oregon, with his co-founder and his pet.
Want to know more? I’m not good with this ‘about me’ stuff, so I filled out this little quiz someone emailed me once.
Name: Steven Pauline Nojobs
Birthday: February 25, 1955
Hair-Colour: Grey…and mostly absent.
Height: 5 ft. 9 inches
Weight: 220ish.
Eyes: Two.
What I do: Prophet. Technological wizard. I create shiny products that will revolutionize the world.
Hometown: Born in San Fran, but raised, and still living in Beaverton, Oregon (Home of the World’s Second Biggest Paperclip, baby!)
My 3 Best Friends:
1. Mr.Danglepants (my bunny!)
2. Beautiful fonts.
3. Colorful plastic.
Relationship? Not yet. I’m married to the iPoor right now.
Favourite Movie: Masters of the Universe, The Thing, Pirates of Silicon Valley, any Pauly Shore movies (that guy’s hilarious!)
Favourite Band: The Beach Boys, Eua Sunthornsanan
Favourite Book: 1984 by George Orwell (Steve Nojobs is watching you)
Favourite TV Show: Kung Fu & Kung Fu: The Legend Continues
Favourite Food: I recently converted to Pollotarianism…so I guess turkey giblets.
Experience That Profoundly Changed Me: Founding iPoor Ltd., or living in seclusion as a Buddhist Monk for two days at Tsebvejos Monastary, in Thailand.
If I was a Fruit, I’d Be: A Pineapple (they’re wacky!)
Right Now, I’m: In the Vault of iPoor Ltd. (the basement of my house…actually I’m tucked in between the oil furnace and the washing machine).
In 5 Years I’ll Be: The CEO and Founder of the most revolutionary device in the history of the known world (the iPoor)
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Hello, I'm Steve Nojobs.
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