The Microsaft Phune is dead, long live the iPoor! Our main competitor in the Beaverton metropolitan area, the Microsaft Phune, has shuffled off the mortal telephone coil.
We just got news early this morning that Microsaft (formerly just south of Larch on 139th Street) has closed its doors for good. Some people would have us believe that the moderate success of the iPhone was the reason–but we here at iPoor Ltd. know that this is a load of donkey crap.
The truth is, faced with the imminent release of the iPoor (aka Soon To Be The Greatest Thing Ever), Microsaft simply couldn’t find any support for its inferior hunk of junk, the Phune.
The Phune will be the first of many corpses we will leave in our technological wake. Next up: The iPhone!
R.I.P. Microsaft Phune
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