Last week, Justine Ezarik, responsible for Tasty Blog Snack, iJustine, Mommy Pack my Lunch, and 456 other websites, created a stir with her new tattoo.
Ummm, hello? iPoor says ‘big whoop’. Tattoos have been around…oh, I don’t know…for like 6 billion years–since the first caveman took a sharp rock and scraped some totally sweet barbed wire around his hairy bicep. Clearly, Justine is making a weak bid to get on my Top Apple Geek list (see here).
Well, Justine, I got my first tattoo when you were in diapers. Maybe if we’d had the interweb back in ‘87, people on other continents like Nova Scotia could be impressed by my bitchin’ tat.
Let me put this into perspective–if your tattoo was like a rusty short-sword, my tattoo would be a Mithral Bastard Sword of Elvish Wonder (+10). I mean, c’mon, that wee thing isn’t even in color!
Check me out in all my majesty:
Awesome tattoo=flock of ladies
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No offense, but I think I like it better in black and white.