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Open Letter to Guy Kawasaki
Gadget contest winners!
And the winner of our gadget contest is…
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Peter Cole from http://p3t3r.co.uk - you’ve won the Gorilla Pod from Thinkgeek, valued at $21.99.
Thanks very much for subscribing and spreading the word!
I’ll do the draw of all the remaining prizes to our subscribers. I’m limiting the number of prizes a member can […]
America’s Cheapest Family (VIDEO)
Here are some future iPoor customers. A frugal family of 7 lives on $35,000 per year with absolutely no debt.
How does a family of seven fund a comfortable lifestyle without credit? Well, they don’t own an iPhone for one thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gUZ6iofURo
A $599 iPhone could sustain one member of this family for 43 days! ($35,000 / […]
Apple’s Top 7 Geekiest Fans
Leander Kahney once said, “As a group, Apple fans act like Hells Angels or Trekkies, but they’re loyal to a brand of computers instead of motorcycles or sci-fi.”. Today, you’ll see just how loyal some of them are.
I’ve put put together a list of the World’s Geekiest Apple fans you’ll ever see. Here are some […]
Sergey Brin Stole my girlfriend
Someone sent me an anonymous email confirming my suspicions.
“…I saw someone driving a Toyota Prius and flirting with that girl you like. He looks a lot like one of those Google founders, Sergey Brin? I wasn’t sure who it was at first, but I overheard something about a backrub and a Google Map on […]
Weird men want to marry me
Ever since I released the amazing iPoor, I’ve been getting strange emails - marriage proposals from men. Is that a sure sign of success?
Here’s one of them:
(name changed to protect the innocent)
Brian: Would you Marry Me ?
Steve: That depends. What do you have to offer?
Brian: Nothing really I just want a free […]
How to get a Free Link on a Site with 7000 visitors per day?
Getting traffic on a new site can be a very expensive and difficult venture. It can take months of hard work to get noticed and hundreds of dollars in advertising. Most websites with traffic over 2000 visitors per day will charge a lot of money to get your site featured. So how do you […]
Cloning oppponents buy Zune to Protest Steve Jobs clone
Steve Jobs has announced the birth of his clone, Simon P. Jobs, a baby with an Apple logo birthmark. See story here.
Hundreds of opponents of cloning crammed the Apple HQ today urging a stop to this abomination. “This is a satanic birthmark” said Jeff Lembke, President of the Americans to Ban Cloning (ABC) coalition, […]
iPoor gets over 20,000 Visitors in One Day
Day 1 of iPoor’s Lauch
Yesterday was an excellent first day for iPoor. We managed to generate enough buzz and traffic get over 20,000 unique visitors, bring awareness to non-profit organizations, and get a 1.4% conversion rate!
Here are some traffic stats some of you may find interesting:
Traffic stats for Day 1 of our Launch.
1. Stumbleupon.com 62.20%
2. digg.com 21.90%
3. […]
Maddox on iPhone - The Most Objective iPhone Review
We think Maddox has the most objective iPhone review in his article The iPhone is a piece of sh-t and so is your face. (warning, bad language, may not be safe for work, but extremely funny).
Here’s a quote from the review:
“I’m just tired of the iPhone fanboys shooting huge sticky wads and high-fiving each […]
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