The official launch date of the iPoor–is here…almost!
We here at iPoor Ltd. have been working around the clock for months on end now, but I have poured my last cup of instant coffee, slammed back my last mountain dew, and pulled my last all-nighter. It’s all been worth it.
I’ve got a warehouse full of […]
Last week, Justine Ezarik, responsible for Tasty Blog Snack, iJustine, Mommy Pack my Lunch, and 456 other websites, created a stir with her new tattoo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r6nZ7j5R3k
Ummm, hello? iPoor says ‘big whoop’. Tattoos have been around…oh, I don’t know…for like 6 billion years–since the first caveman took a sharp rock and scraped some totally sweet barbed […]
So, apparently everyone gets a musical except for me. They made a musical about cats, a musical about hobbits, and now one about a couple of our main competitors:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVCt4LrIcqA
All this time, I thought musicals were for girls and the mentally deficient (like the music of Bon Jovi). Now I see how they can be […]
Guy Kawasaki is a great guy. So why shouldn’t he have his own day?
Well, now he does. It’s official - Beaverton, Oregon, will play host to the first annual Guy Kawasaki Day!
Visit the site: http://GuyKawasakiDay.com.
On September 21, 2007, Pear Street will be turned into a parade of epic proportions–featuring a large banner, a […]
So last week, George Hotz accepted an offer for the world’s first unlocked iPhone. He traded his masterwork for a car and three more iPhones.
A little known story reveals that this is simply the last in a series of diabolical trades which earned Hotz the coveted iPhone. It all began a few short […]
Time is running out to enter our Free Gadget Giveaway–the contest will close on Friday, August 31st. All you have to do is subscribe to our email list or Kick Poverty.
The winners will be announced after August 31st–as we crawl ever closer to L-Day 2!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yxZNT1S92U
last year’s big Gadget Giveaway winner!
Clearly feeling the heat from the iPoor’s pricetag (under $10), Apple is now offering refurbished iPhones at $100 less than their full retail price.
In an interview following this announcement, a spokesperson for Apple said “We are specifically targeting impoverished individuals and families with this price reduction.”
“Now everyone can afford an iPhone”
Uhhh….sorry Mr. Jobs, but unless […]
People keep asking me ‘When can I get an iPoor, Steve?’
I know–we were supposed to launch on on July 29th…but then we hit a bit of a snag when a crazy iPoor fan, Greg Parker and his group of jedi-geeks flooded my basement with raw sewage. L-Day 2 has been slow in coming, […]
A second class-action lawsuit has been filed against Apple and AT&T. See story here.
Apparently, the twin megaliths of evil were not completely honest regarding the iPhone’s battery life and the cost of replacing it. This pathetic excuse for a battery lasts only 300 charges, and will cost more than $100 to replace.
Poor battery […]
So what’s your favorite iPod song?
I made a complete list of the 27 iPod ads officially released on TV. It’s based on the Wikipedia list which actually has 24 ads but I added 3 more.
You can watch the video AND read the lyrics. Enjoy.
Here are some my favorites:
Feel Good Inc
Mi Swing Es Tropical
What are […]
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