On Tuesday, Apple announced the addition of John Lennon to their iTunes catalogue. Big freakin’ deal. While those yokels at Apple go chasing after insignificant, long dead artists–we here at iPoor have locked down a visceral, current, and pretty much alive, musical prodigy.
We have secured the entire back catalogue of Rob […]
AT&T is staffed by Tree Haters.
Proof of Tree Discrimination has been posted on Justine Ezarik’s blog. Justine received her first iPhone bill from AT&T in a box! At a ridiculous 300 pages long, this sucker was more offensive than Windows Vista.
Here’s the video of her 300 pages long AT&T bill:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdULhkh6yeA
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“Brian wrote:
Is iPoor with AT&T? What’s the service plan?”
We are still weighing our options with a service provider. As of now, iPoor is affiliated with Beaverton Telephone Company, which has a service area of some 120 square miles. Baby steps to globalization!
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I need some girl advice.
Yesterday, I took a stroll down Pear Street to Keynotes Hardware to get another gallon of air freshener–I’m still trying to cut down on the sewage smell in the Vault (see iPoor Launch Delayed…). So I bring my jug of ‘Juniper Dreams’ air freshener up to the counter–and that’s when I […]
What did Apple have in their defining years that iPoor Ltd. doesn’t?
Yes–millions of dollars in financing. Yes–a legion of young, power-hungry geniuses. Yes–a revolutionary, user-friendly, brilliantly designed computer.
But, what I’m talking about here is an Evangelist.
I’m all tied up with finalizing details for L-Day, Nowoz is busy doing what he does best (sleeping, eating, […]
Big news yesterday: Fake Steve Jobs is Forbes Senior Editor, Daniel Lyons.
Nice try–but Mama Nojobs didn’t raise no fool.
Daniel Lyons is just another flimsy disguise. There’s no way this pencil-necked chump is the nefarious FSJ–I’ve watched The Wizard of Oz–I know all about the man behind the curtain. Fake Steve Jobs is Fake […]
You’ve probably heard–Apple shares fell down 3% because of “rumors” (hint: they’re not rumors) that Apple is slashing iPhone production from 9 million to 4.5 million. See here. (business week)
I’m not surprised. Do you want to know why they’re cutting down iPhone production? It’s because our friend Steve Jobs, the false prophet, heard the […]
We handpicked a group of people to try out the power of the iPoor for a month. Here’s what some of them said:
“I only wish I’d thought of it first! I guess I can always copy it later…”
-Bill Gates, Chairman Microsoft.
“The iPoor is so incredibly amazing, I want mine with an Apple logo on […]
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It’s a sad day here at iPoor Ltd. We have had to push back L-Day.
I can picture the disappointed faces, the tears, the gnashing of teeth and it breaks my heart. I apologize sincerely to the world, but there is a reason behind this catastrophe–iPoor Ltd. HQ was flooded.
I was in the […]
The age of the iPhone is coming to a close.
Friendless Dweeb or Harbinger of Doom?
Researchers have discovered a hole in the iPhone’s defenses (cnet.com) which will allow hackers to control the device and its information. This means hackers can use a site and easily have FULL access to your iPhone and even make phone […]
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