The age of the iPhone is coming to a close.
Friendless Dweeb or Harbinger of Doom?
Researchers have discovered a hole in the iPhone’s defenses (cnet.com) which will allow hackers to control the device and its information. This means hackers can use a site and easily have FULL access to your iPhone and even make phone calls.
Apple clearly has no respect for the groups of insidious hackers that run rampant through our city streets and sleepy boulevards. Have these people not seen the new Die Hard movie? Hackers aren’t just pencil-necked, dice-rolling geeks anymore–these terrifying criminals know kung-fu.
Regarding the security breach, Steven M. Bellovin, a professor of computer science at Columbia University, had this to say: “It is a sign that you cannot let down your guard. It is a sign that we need to build software and systems better.”
Building systems better is precisely what we do here at iPoor Ltd. We have decided your safety is paramount–The iPoor will be a guaranteed 100% Hacker-Immune Device, by not providing any internet access, whatsoever.
Don’t invite trouble in with an iPhone–keep tyrannical gangs of bloodthirsty hackers at bay and buy an iPoor on L-Day, July 29th, 2007. (Only three days to go!)
Still not convinced? Here are 9 Reasons Why iPoor is Beter than iPhone.
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