People keep asking me ‘When can I get an iPoor, Steve?’
I know–we were supposed to launch on on July 29th…but then we hit a bit of a snag when a crazy iPoor fan, Greg Parker and his group of jedi-geeks flooded my basement with raw sewage. L-Day 2 has been slow in coming, and here’s the reason why.
A girl broke my heart.
Irma, the extremely hot cashier, shot me down (see How do I Talk…). I got iPoor’s co-founder, Nowoziak, to go down to Keynotes Hardware and ask her out for me. Apparently, she already has a rich boyfriend (probably a jerk with more money than God himself )
So, instead of pouring myself into preparations for L-Day 2, I’ve been pouring myself shot after shot of Jager.
How come really, really smart guys, who also happen to be revolutionary geniuses, always finish last? I knew I should’ve written her a poem! Nowozniak has moved into the bunkbed in iPoor Ltd. HQ’s spare bedroom to help in my time of need.
On the upside, it looks like we’ve been making some progress in securing Guy Kawasaki as the official iPoor Evangelist (see ‘iPoor Needs a Guy’). Watch for an update on this soon.
In the meantime, I’m going back to curling up in fetal positions and sobbing uncontrollably.
Words of consolation welcome…
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Hello, I'm Steve Nojobs.
Founder and CEO of 
Looks like I’m a little late for words of consolation Steve, but your post was fun to read! (not at your expense).
Smart guys only finish last with the women who don’t know what they’re missing out on! Hopefully you’re not still in the fetal position. That’s no way for a revolutionary genius to spend their time!
Hope you’re feeling better!
Mikalyn