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Apple Tattoo? My Tattoo beats your tattoo (x infinity)

Last week, Justine Ezarik, responsible for Tasty Blog Snack, iJustine, Mommy Pack my Lunch, and 456 other websites, created a stir with her new tattoo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r6nZ7j5R3k

Ummm, hello? iPoor says ‘big whoop’. Tattoos have been around…oh, I don’t know…for like 6 billion years–since the first caveman took a sharp rock and scraped some totally sweet barbed […]

Open Letter to Guy Kawasaki

Please be my Guy.

Read the open letter to Guy Kawasaki.
http://ipoor.org/OpenLettertoGuy.html

GuyKawasakiDay.com

Guy Kawasaki is a great guy. So why shouldn’t he have his own day?
Well, now he does. It’s official - Beaverton, Oregon, will play host to the first annual Guy Kawasaki Day! 
Visit the site:  http://GuyKawasakiDay.com.
On September 21, 2007, Pear Street will be turned into a parade of epic proportions–featuring a large banner, a […]

Apple’s Top 7 Geekiest Fans

Leander Kahney once said, “As a group, Apple fans act like Hells Angels or Trekkies, but they’re loyal to a brand of computers instead of motorcycles or sci-fi.”. Today, you’ll see just how loyal some of them are.
I’ve put put together a list of the World’s Geekiest Apple fans you’ll ever see. Here are some […]

Why iPhone’s Battery should use Coal Power

A second class-action lawsuit has been filed against Apple and AT&T. See story here.
Apparently, the twin megaliths of evil were not completely honest regarding the iPhone’s battery life and the cost of replacing it. This pathetic excuse for a battery lasts only 300 charges, and will cost more than $100 to replace.
Poor battery […]

What’s your favorite iPod song?

So what’s your favorite iPod song?
I made a complete list of the 27 iPod ads officially released on TV. It’s based on the Wikipedia list which actually has 24 ads but I added 3 more.
You can watch the video AND read the lyrics. Enjoy.

Here are some my favorites:
Feel Good Inc
Mi Swing Es Tropical
What are […]

Apple Settles for Lennon, we get Van Winkle

On Tuesday, Apple announced the addition of John Lennon to their iTunes catalogue. Big freakin’ deal. While those yokels at Apple go chasing after insignificant, long dead artists–we here at iPoor have locked down a visceral, current, and pretty much alive, musical prodigy.
We have secured the entire back catalogue of Rob […]

AT&T is staffed by Tree Haters

AT&T is staffed by Tree Haters.
Proof of Tree Discrimination has been posted on Justine Ezarik’s blog. Justine received her first iPhone bill from AT&T in a box! At a ridiculous 300 pages long, this sucker was more offensive than Windows Vista.
Here’s the video of her 300 pages long AT&T bill:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdULhkh6yeA

We here at iPoor […]

Cloning oppponents buy Zune to Protest Steve Jobs clone

Steve Jobs has announced the birth of his clone, Simon P. Jobs, a baby with an Apple logo birthmark. See story here.

Hundreds of opponents of cloning crammed the Apple HQ today urging a stop to this abomination. “This is a satanic birthmark” said Jeff Lembke, President of the Americans to Ban Cloning (ABC) coalition, […]

Interesting iPod Ads from Around the World

Here are some interesting iPods ads you probably haven’t seen yet. (via adsoftheworld.com)

Campaigns from India:
mac_ipod_authorised_dealer_go_places_plane
ipod_piano
Posters from South Africa:
my_ipod_my_world_2
ipod_nano_mix
And in the cinema:
apple_video_ipod_movies_in_your_pocket_campaign_screen
apple_video_ipod_movies_in_your_pocket_campaign_screen
iPod service from Argentina:
macstore_toolkit_ipod
iPod stickers in the Tokyo subway:
ipod_nano_cut_outs
Mazda + iPod ad:
mazda6_ipod_nano