Last week, Justine Ezarik, responsible for Tasty Blog Snack, iJustine, Mommy Pack my Lunch, and 456 other websites, created a stir with her new tattoo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r6nZ7j5R3k
Ummm, hello? iPoor says ‘big whoop’. Tattoos have been around…oh, I don’t know…for like 6 billion years–since the first caveman took a sharp rock and scraped some totally sweet barbed […]
A second class-action lawsuit has been filed against Apple and AT&T. See story here.
Apparently, the twin megaliths of evil were not completely honest regarding the iPhone’s battery life and the cost of replacing it. This pathetic excuse for a battery lasts only 300 charges, and will cost more than $100 to replace.
Poor battery […]
What did Apple have in their defining years that iPoor Ltd. doesn’t?
Yes–millions of dollars in financing. Yes–a legion of young, power-hungry geniuses. Yes–a revolutionary, user-friendly, brilliantly designed computer.
But, what I’m talking about here is an Evangelist.
I’m all tied up with finalizing details for L-Day, Nowoz is busy doing what he does best (sleeping, eating, […]
Big news yesterday: Fake Steve Jobs is Forbes Senior Editor, Daniel Lyons.
Nice try–but Mama Nojobs didn’t raise no fool.
Daniel Lyons is just another flimsy disguise. There’s no way this pencil-necked chump is the nefarious FSJ–I’ve watched The Wizard of Oz–I know all about the man behind the curtain. Fake Steve Jobs is Fake […]
You’ve probably heard–Apple shares fell down 3% because of “rumors” (hint: they’re not rumors) that Apple is slashing iPhone production from 9 million to 4.5 million. See here. (business week)
I’m not surprised. Do you want to know why they’re cutting down iPhone production? It’s because our friend Steve Jobs, the false prophet, heard the […]
The age of the iPhone is coming to a close.
Friendless Dweeb or Harbinger of Doom?
Researchers have discovered a hole in the iPhone’s defenses (cnet.com) which will allow hackers to control the device and its information. This means hackers can use a site and easily have FULL access to your iPhone and even make phone […]
The iPhone is evil.
I have used deductive reasoning, regular reasoning, and persuasive whining to come to this terrifying and irrefutable conclusion.
Check this Socratic argument:
1. Satan is evil
2. Steve Jobs is good friends with Satan (evil by association)
3. Steve Jobs is the CEO of Apple
4. Apple is the owner of iPhone.
…Therefore, iPhones must be evil.
But […]
We think Maddox has the most objective iPhone review in his article The iPhone is a piece of sh-t and so is your face. (warning, bad language, may not be safe for work, but extremely funny).
Here’s a quote from the review:
“I’m just tired of the iPhone fanboys shooting huge sticky wads and high-fiving each […]
We caught up with a frustrated iPhone customer who smashed his phone, after watching Stephen Colbert on “The Colbert Report” demonstrating a taser on his iPhone, because his “taser doesn’t work”
On The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert jokingly said when he received his iPhone: “It turns into a taser if you press “phone” and “internet […]
iPoor: God in the Machine.
Admit it, the iPhone sucks when compared to the iPoor. Its colorful casting is enough to make you salivate. Here’s some iPoor specs for you technophiles–try to hold back the salivation.
What does an iPoor do? What doesn’t it do! Sure, it doesn’t take pictures like some phones, but that’s what cameras […]
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