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Category Archives: iPoor

the iPoor launch is almost here!

The official launch date of the iPoor–is here…almost!
We here at iPoor Ltd. have been working around the clock for months on end now, but I have poured my last cup of instant coffee, slammed back my last mountain dew, and pulled my last all-nighter. It’s all been worth it.
I’ve got a warehouse full of […]

iPoor the Musical

So, apparently everyone gets a musical except for me. They made a musical about cats, a musical about hobbits, and now one about a couple of our main competitors:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVCt4LrIcqA

All this time, I thought musicals were for girls and the mentally deficient (like the music of Bon Jovi). Now I see how they can be […]

Open Letter to Guy Kawasaki

Please be my Guy.

Read the open letter to Guy Kawasaki.
http://ipoor.org/OpenLettertoGuy.html

Gadget contest winners!

And the winner of our gadget contest is…
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Peter Cole from http://p3t3r.co.uk - you’ve won the Gorilla Pod from Thinkgeek, valued at $21.99.

Thanks very much for subscribing and spreading the word!
I’ll do the draw of all the remaining prizes to our subscribers. I’m limiting the number of prizes a member can […]

America’s Cheapest Family (VIDEO)

Here are some future iPoor customers. A frugal family of 7 lives on $35,000 per year with absolutely no debt.
How does a family of seven fund a comfortable lifestyle without credit? Well, they don’t own an iPhone for one thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gUZ6iofURo

A $599 iPhone could sustain one member of this family for 43 days! ($35,000 / […]

Countdown to Gadget Giveaway!

Time is running out to enter our Free Gadget Giveaway–the contest will close on Friday, August 31st. All you have to do is subscribe to our email list or Kick Poverty.
The winners will be announced after August 31st–as we crawl ever closer to L-Day 2!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yxZNT1S92U

last year’s big Gadget Giveaway winner!

Sergey Brin Stole my girlfriend

Someone sent me an anonymous email confirming my suspicions.
“…I saw someone driving a Toyota Prius and flirting with that girl you like. He looks a lot like one of those Google founders, Sergey Brin? I wasn’t sure who it was at first, but I overheard something about a backrub and a Google Map on […]

Broken Heart Delays iPoor Launch

People keep asking me ‘When can I get an iPoor, Steve?’
I know–we were supposed to launch on on July 29th…but then we hit a bit of a snag when a crazy iPoor fan, Greg Parker and his group of jedi-geeks flooded my basement with raw sewage. L-Day 2 has been slow in coming, […]

Apple Settles for Lennon, we get Van Winkle

On Tuesday, Apple announced the addition of John Lennon to their iTunes catalogue. Big freakin’ deal. While those yokels at Apple go chasing after insignificant, long dead artists–we here at iPoor have locked down a visceral, current, and pretty much alive, musical prodigy.
We have secured the entire back catalogue of Rob […]

How to get a Free Link on a Site with 7000 visitors per day?

Getting traffic on a new site can be a very expensive and difficult venture. It can take months of hard work to get noticed and hundreds of dollars in advertising. Most websites with traffic over 2000 visitors per day will charge a lot of money to get your site featured. So how do you […]