The official launch date of the iPoor–is here…almost!
We here at iPoor Ltd. have been working around the clock for months on end now, but I have poured my last cup of instant coffee, slammed back my last mountain dew, and pulled my last all-nighter. It’s all been worth it.
I’ve got a warehouse full of […]
Guy Kawasaki is a great guy. So why shouldn’t he have his own day?
Well, now he does. It’s official - Beaverton, Oregon, will play host to the first annual Guy Kawasaki Day!
Visit the site: http://GuyKawasakiDay.com.
On September 21, 2007, Pear Street will be turned into a parade of epic proportions–featuring a large banner, a […]
So last week, George Hotz accepted an offer for the world’s first unlocked iPhone. He traded his masterwork for a car and three more iPhones.
A little known story reveals that this is simply the last in a series of diabolical trades which earned Hotz the coveted iPhone. It all began a few short […]
Time is running out to enter our Free Gadget Giveaway–the contest will close on Friday, August 31st. All you have to do is subscribe to our email list or Kick Poverty.
The winners will be announced after August 31st–as we crawl ever closer to L-Day 2!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yxZNT1S92U
last year’s big Gadget Giveaway winner!
Clearly feeling the heat from the iPoor’s pricetag (under $10), Apple is now offering refurbished iPhones at $100 less than their full retail price.
In an interview following this announcement, a spokesperson for Apple said “We are specifically targeting impoverished individuals and families with this price reduction.”
“Now everyone can afford an iPhone”
Uhhh….sorry Mr. Jobs, but unless […]
Here are some time wasters I’ve been playing with lately at the office, while pretending to work hard. (something I’m not proud of, and don’t suggest you should do, unless you work for Google, where this sort of thing is expected and encouraged.)
1. Spying on people (Steve Jobs) using Google Street Map
We feel a bit […]
I need some girl advice.
Yesterday, I took a stroll down Pear Street to Keynotes Hardware to get another gallon of air freshener–I’m still trying to cut down on the sewage smell in the Vault (see iPoor Launch Delayed…). So I bring my jug of ‘Juniper Dreams’ air freshener up to the counter–and that’s when I […]
We handpicked a group of people to try out the power of the iPoor for a month. Here’s what some of them said:
“I only wish I’d thought of it first! I guess I can always copy it later…”
-Bill Gates, Chairman Microsoft.
“The iPoor is so incredibly amazing, I want mine with an Apple logo on […]
The iPhone is evil.
I have used deductive reasoning, regular reasoning, and persuasive whining to come to this terrifying and irrefutable conclusion.
Check this Socratic argument:
1. Satan is evil
2. Steve Jobs is good friends with Satan (evil by association)
3. Steve Jobs is the CEO of Apple
4. Apple is the owner of iPhone.
…Therefore, iPhones must be evil.
But […]
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