Someone sent me an anonymous email confirming my suspicions.
“…I saw someone driving a Toyota Prius and flirting with that girl you like. He looks a lot like one of those Google founders, Sergey Brin? I wasn’t sure who it was at first, but I overheard something about a backrub and a Google Map on […]
People keep asking me ‘When can I get an iPoor, Steve?’
I know–we were supposed to launch on on July 29th…but then we hit a bit of a snag when a crazy iPoor fan, Greg Parker and his group of jedi-geeks flooded my basement with raw sewage. L-Day 2 has been slow in coming, […]
Ever since I released the amazing iPoor, I’ve been getting strange emails - marriage proposals from men. Is that a sure sign of success?
Here’s one of them:
(name changed to protect the innocent)
Brian: Would you Marry Me ?
Steve: That depends. What do you have to offer?
Brian: Nothing really I just want a free […]
I need some girl advice.
Yesterday, I took a stroll down Pear Street to Keynotes Hardware to get another gallon of air freshener–I’m still trying to cut down on the sewage smell in the Vault (see iPoor Launch Delayed…). So I bring my jug of ‘Juniper Dreams’ air freshener up to the counter–and that’s when I […]
Hello,
I need to address something. People keep asking me “Steve, why are you making the iPoor?” I tell them, because I’m a genius.
Inevitably, they come back with “But we’ve already got an iPhone, what do we need an iPoor for?” I answer, an iPhone doesn’t elevate you into a higher state of being–an iPoor […]
Hello, I'm Steve Nojobs.
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