Fake Steve Jobs is NOT Daniel Lyons: His Real True Identity is Revealed

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Big news yesterday: Fake Steve Jobs is Forbes Senior Editor, Daniel Lyons.

Nice try–but Mama Nojobs didn’t raise no fool.

Daniel Lyons is just another flimsy disguise. There’s no way this pencil-necked chump is the nefarious FSJ–I’ve watched The Wizard of Oz–I know all about the man behind the curtain. Fake Steve Jobs is Fake Daniel Lyons which is just a pathetic anagram for the very real Brad Stone. Yes–that Brad Stone–wannabe investigative journalist and President of the Coney Island Chapter of the Hardy Boys Fan Club (est. 1992).

It’s so obvious–the very reporter who exposes Fake Steve is actually Fake Steve himself! Who does this Stone kid think he is–Keyser Soze?

But if you’re the easily fooled kind–here are the ‘Stone’ cold facts:
1. Stone compiled a list of ‘evidence’ proving Fake Steve’s identity. C’mon! What kind of supreme loser has the time to cross reference all this crap?
2. Stone likes to drink coffee. FSJ has expressed his interest in coffee in several of his posts–even going so far as posting this picture of himself drinking coffee.
3. Stone uses conjunctions in his articles, such as ‘but’, ‘or’, and ‘and’, as evidenced here, and also here (don’t bother reading them–they’re pretty boring). Fake Steve also uses these same conjunctions regularly in his posts!

This is just a taste of my file cabinet full of irrefutable facts. Brad Stone is, as we like to say in Beaverton, a pansy-assed nancy boy–just a coward hiding behind a string of aliases, trying to cash in on the average person’s gullibility.

I’m sorry if I ruined the fun.

The REAL Fake Steve Jobs