http://stevenojobs.com/how-do-i-talk-to-a-hot-chick/ Founder, CEO of iPoor Thu, 08 Jan 2009 14:25:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 http://stevenojobs.com/how-do-i-talk-to-a-hot-chick/#comment-40 Mom Sun, 12 Aug 2007 21:15:22 +0000 http://stevenojobs.com/how-do-i-talk-to-a-hot-chick/#comment-40 Steve? Steve, it's your Mother. Are you there? You call me once a week, okay? Steve, why don't you ever call? It says on the Innernet that you invented this thing, the I-Poor. Do you have enough money, Steve? Do you have enough money to buy groceries? I can send you some macaroni and cheese. And those chocolate muffins I know you love. What does this I-Poor do, Steve? It says on the Innernet that it's a phone, if it's a phone, why don't you ever call? When will you bring Irma for dinner? She seems like a lovely lady, I like her aura. Please call me to let me know about the macaroni. Your everloving Mother. Steve? Steve, it’s your Mother. Are you there? You call me once a week, okay? Steve, why don’t you ever call? It says on the Innernet that you invented this thing, the I-Poor. Do you have enough money, Steve? Do you have enough money to buy groceries? I can send you some macaroni and cheese. And those chocolate muffins I know you love. What does this I-Poor do, Steve? It says on the Innernet that it’s a phone, if it’s a phone, why don’t you ever call? When will you bring Irma for dinner? She seems like a lovely lady, I like her aura. Please call me to let me know about the macaroni. Your everloving Mother.

]]> http://stevenojobs.com/how-do-i-talk-to-a-hot-chick/#comment-39 Greg Sat, 11 Aug 2007 15:32:02 +0000 http://stevenojobs.com/how-do-i-talk-to-a-hot-chick/#comment-39 ummmm....steve, don't you have better things than girls to worry about--how about l-day 2 and the ipoor? magic missile this harlot and get back to work! ummmm….steve, don’t you have better things than girls to worry about–how about l-day 2 and the ipoor? magic missile this harlot and get back to work!

]]> http://stevenojobs.com/how-do-i-talk-to-a-hot-chick/#comment-38 Chris Sat, 11 Aug 2007 12:17:03 +0000 http://stevenojobs.com/how-do-i-talk-to-a-hot-chick/#comment-38 She sure is a hottie. ;) Here's an idea: why don't you show off your iPoor phone? How could she resist? She sure is a hottie.
Here’s an idea: why don’t you show off your iPoor phone? How could she resist?

]]> http://stevenojobs.com/how-do-i-talk-to-a-hot-chick/#comment-37 James Sat, 11 Aug 2007 10:12:27 +0000 http://stevenojobs.com/how-do-i-talk-to-a-hot-chick/#comment-37 <p>Make eye contact, then go say hi. This works really well and is very easy. What do you have in common that you know of? Try to bring it up and see how she reacts.</p> Make eye contact, then go say hi. This works really well and is very easy. What do you have in common that you know of? Try to bring it up and see how she reacts.

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