Steve Nojobs

We handpicked a group of people to try out the power of the iPoor for a month. Here’s what some of them said:

“I only wish I’d thought of it first! I guess I can always copy it later…”
-Bill Gates, Chairman Microsoft.
 
 
 
 

“The iPoor is so incredibly amazing, I want mine with an Apple logo on it. ”
Steve Jobs, Apple CEO

 
 
 
 

“It only took me 5 cases of empties to buy an iPoor–I had to drink so much beer to buy last cellphone that I permanently damaged my brain!”
-Kevin, Beer Enthusiast
 
 
 
 
“I used to think cellphones were only for rich people–I haven’t worked in fourteen years and and I bought two iPoors!”
-Bob, professional Garbage Rummager
 
 
 
 
“The iPoor is the best thing since sliced bread, and I should know–my great-grandfather invented sliced bread!”
-Paula, Great Granddaughter of the Earl of Loaf
 
 
 
 
“If I had one of these in ‘Saved by the Bell’, I would’ve been the coolest kid in school–even cooler than Screech!”
-Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Zack from TV’s ‘Saved by the Bell’
 
 
 
 

“My son, Steven, is such a nice boy, and his poor phone thing is real nice, too.”
-Joanne Nojobs, mother of genius
 
 
 
 
Thanks, Mom! We’ll post some more consumer feedback in the weeks to come.

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