Steve Nojobs

So, apparently everyone gets a musical except for me. They made a musical about cats, a musical about hobbits, and now one about a couple of our main competitors:

All this time, I thought musicals were for girls and the mentally deficient (like the music of Bon Jovi). Now I see how they can be realistic depictions of society’s ills. So I decided I’m gonna write iPoor the Musical. It’ll be about how the iPoor solves world hunger and poverty–just like real life, but with musical numbers (and possibly some riverdancing). I’m gonna ask my main-man, Rob Van Winkle, to play me and I thought I’d let Stephen Sondheim write the music.

I’ve actually been testing this new iPoor slogan–”iPoor - forget iTunes, we have a friggin’ musical”.

Let me know if you have any good ideas for song titles.

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