Steve Nojobs

Clearly feeling the heat from the iPoor’s pricetag (under $10), Apple is now offering refurbished iPhones at $100 less than their full retail price.

In an interview following this announcement, a spokesperson for Apple said “We are specifically targeting impoverished individuals and families with this price reduction.”

“Now everyone can afford an iPhone”

Uhhh….sorry Mr. Jobs, but unless my C+ in junior math is wrong, your phones will still cost $399 or $499. The iPoor is under $10, and it’s 100% unrefurbished.

So–you’ve shelled out your life’s savings on an iPhone–don’t panic! You can donate your phone to some amazing charitable organizations. How about supporting the preservation of the Congo with the Living Desert? Or you can choose how you want your donation used with Collective Good.

Donate your iPhone and upgrade–buy an iPoor on L-Day 2 (date TBD soon!)

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