Say Hello to iPoor

Hello,

I’m Steve Nojobs. You may have heard of me–I’m the inventor of the iProd ™, and the the iMe ™, the world’s first digital Shakespeare lexicon (featuring 126,388 different Shakespearian quotes for all occasions). I might still have a few iMe units in the warehouse, if anyone is interested–they’re great for parties and impressing the opposite sex.

But that’s all ancient history.

I’m the CEO and founder of iPoor Ltd. We are preparing to launch our flagship product, the iPoor, on July 29th! I am literally trembling with excitement…or maybe I’m shaking because it’s freezing down here (I’m typing this from the Vault of iPoor Ltd.)

The iPoor is about to change the world. For those in the back–I repeat–the iPoor is about to change the world!

Forget sleek, slim-line, miniaturized multi-use devices. You don’t need a phone to take pictures, organize your schedule, play music, or call overseas. The iPoor is going right back to the basics. With the iPoor you can get back to simple honesty of a person to person phone call (as long as that person has an iPoor and is within a 25 ft. range).

The best part–an affordable price (under $10). For the first time in the history of the world, anyone can own a cell-phone–from Suzie Homemaker in Detroit to Jimmy Eastwood in Los Angeles…to people in parts of the world other than the USA. (yes, there are more people outside the US, I swear!)

This is my goal–to bring down the Berlin Wall, and the Great Wall of China, and Pink Floyd’s The Wall, and all the other walls–to bring people into a place where they can touch each other, anytime they want.

I gotta go–there’s a Kung Fu marathon on TV tonight (go David Carradine!). Keep watching here as I unveil more info, as we crawl ever closer to the official launch date on July 29th, 2007. Also keep an eye on www.ipoor.org!

7-29-7. Put it on the calendar. We are in countdown mode here!