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Sergey Brin Stole my girlfriend


Someone sent me an anonymous email confirming my suspicions.

“…I saw someone driving a Toyota Prius and flirting with that girl you like. He looks a lot like one of those Google founders, Sergey Brin? I wasn’t sure who it was at first, but I overheard something about a backrub and a Google Map on his private jet. I’m really sorry…”

Hey Sergey, why don’t you leave my girl alone and go after Marrisa Mayer or something? What happened to “Do no Evil”? I’d better not see any pictures of you and my girl at the Google Dance tonight.

Since you’re being such a jerk, I’m going to post that ridiculous picture of you in a drag. Sorry, but you asked for it.

sergey brin drag

Above is the lovely Sergey Brin in drag, looking as scary as the evil girl in “The Ring.” Tell all your friends.

 

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    1 Comment »

    Comment by Sean Smith
    2007-10-15 09:11:40

    Haha yeah I remember this was posted up buy scroogle.org

     
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