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I want you, baby.Ever since I released the amazing iPoor, I’ve been getting strange emails - marriage proposals from men. Is that a sure sign of success?

Here’s one of them:

(name changed to protect the innocent)

Brian: Would you Marry Me ?

Steve: That depends. What do you have to offer?

Brian: Nothing really :( I just want a free iPoor ….So, i got to the idea that getting married to you, could be a good way of getting one …..Regards … or namaste, or that thing..

Steve: ….

Now I know what Steve Jobs feels like.

What would you reply to this? I am lost for words.

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    Comment by Mom
    2007-08-20 13:46:42

    Steve? Steve, it’s your Mother. It says on the Innernet that this man Brian wants to marry you. I thought you were going to marry Irma, but Brian has a nice face, Steve, I like his blue glasses. But Steve, I’m hurt that you haven’t invited me to your wedding. You know that I would be more than happy to help you, I would be happy to drive you to the tux rental shop for a fitting, or I could even pick up the rings if you tell me the size of Brian’s finger. Your everloving Mother.

     
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