A second class-action lawsuit has been filed against Apple and AT&T. See story here.
Apparently, the twin megaliths of evil were not completely honest regarding the iPhone’s battery life and the cost of replacing it. This pathetic excuse for a battery lasts only 300 charges, and will cost more than $100 to replace.
Poor battery life sucks. Well, one of the things we do better than everyone else here at iPoor Ltd. is eliminating the suck. I’ve been using our launch delay to improve on some of the iPoor’s features. This backlash against batteries has caused me to search out an alternative energy source for our revolutionary phone.
One word: coal.
Cheap, sustainable, environmentally friendly, and found in Christmas stockings everywhere. Just pop a hunk in the back of your iPoor, throw in some kindling, light a match, and you’re dialing out for pizza!
Now I just need to work out a few small kinks in the miniature turbine, tweak the thermodynamic efficiency, and I think this could really fly. As usual, we’re lightyears ahead of the competition.
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Hello, I'm Steve Nojobs.
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Coal power is definitely the future of energy.
maybe instead of a pink antenna, you could throw a stovepipe on there to vent the exhaust!
Steve? Steve? Can you hear me? It’s your Mother. I keep hearing about this thing, the I’m-Poor, and I want to know, Steve, do you have enough money? It says on the Innernet something about how you’re using coal instead of batteries. Do you need batteries, Steve? Because you can have the batteries in my TV changer, please let me give them to you. It just hurts my heart to think of you burning coal instead of batteries. Your everloving Mother.